thomyorkies:

This is one of the best scenes because it shows how multifaceted Michael’s character actually is. No one else cared about Sprinkles, least of all Dwight who should have cared the most, but Michael cared. The last person we would expect to care, cared. This is just like Pam’s art show where no one else showed up except the last person we would expect: Michael. He cares for all of the people in his office so deeply but he has no idea how to communicate it or treat them professionally except in these little blips where we see how much of his life is invested in these people.

Please stop. You’re ruining a simply funny show.

(via quonnyjew)

2headedsnake:

Wayne White

2headedsnake:

Wayne White

thechristinastory:

That is the best reaction ever.

(via totallyajedi)

deer-hands:

if you love something, you must set it free…

deer-hands:

if you love something, you must set it free…

(via integrityatw)

(via yddaw)

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thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

(via yddaw)

ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

A sentence I never thought I would read

ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

A sentence I never thought I would read

(via angryandthedesperate)

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

kitten-burrito:

mamasam:

kabetown:

  • soothe your boobs
  • de-stress your breasts
  • undo the calamity that is your mammaries
  • adjust your bust before it combusts

I also like:

  • give that chest a rest
  • hakuna your tatas

don’t have a rack attack

(via angryandthedesperate)